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I am just filled with feels
I am just filled with feels

pussy-flavored-ramen:

This cat is prettier than me what the f

shutupaubrey:

if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

teen wolf meets cards against humanity [pt.2/?]

heroderekhale:

Stiles Stilinski comes of age with a photoshoot in Omega Monthly

The young omega turns eighteen at the end of the month and, much to the shock of Beacon Hills, he has chosen to ignore the traditional débutante party.

When questioned on his reasons, Stiles snorts, a little half laugh that even has the betas in the room swooning. “I don’t get it, y’know?” he says, his hands twisting together. “Okay, omegas are special, we’re rare, but I’m pretty sure everyone knows who I am.”

So why the photoshoot?

"It was either this or the party, and this is over quicker."

When asked if there are any alphas he has his eye on, Stiles shrugs, a glint in his eye that speaks to an answer, even if he won’t give a direct one.

"Possibly. But if I say who it is, they’ll think they’ve already got me. Not that — omegas aren’t a prize," he says, his eyes darkening. Stiles leans forward, confident in a way few omegas are. "Being courted is fine, it’s fun, but anyone who treats me as an omega first and a person second is never going to get anywhere."

Then an alpha has to be special to get you?

"You could say that. Or you could say that I already know the alpha I want."

Sources say that the young omega has been spotted out with the Hale family on numerous occasions, so everyone is wondering if it’s Derek Hale who Stiles has his eye on?

"Derek is — Derek’s special. He doesn’t like the attention, so I think that’s as much as I’m going to say on that."

Stiles might be keeping his lips sealed, but something tells this magazine that by the time this issue is out, there’ll be a new alpha/omega couple on the streets of Beacon Hills.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.